Countdown to Retirement Clock

Countdown to Retirement Clock

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Even if it's your first day on the job, fresh out of college, your thoughts turn to the day you can finally chuck the nine to five and spend your golden years teeing off or relaxing on the porch. It doesn't matter if it's days, week or decades until you finally get to retire, the Countdown to My Retirement timer will mark the days until you're free.

You're boss will know your priority when he spies this little gift on your desk, but you can just smile knowing that day is coming. The timer also acts as a regular clock as well.

Time’s Up!

You’ve worked and worked and now you’re only a few days, weeks, months or years away from the peace and relaxation you deserve. The Countdown Retirement Clock lets you keep track of how many days you have left at the office before you’re free to do whatever you’d like with your days. It’s doesn’t matter if it’s 10 years down the line or 10 days, this clock will keep track for you, right down to the second.


Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

- Digital clock counts backwards to your retirement day

- Display shows number of days, hours, minutes and seconds left in countdown

- Relaxing beach scene motif keeps you looking forward to freedom

- Buttons on back make it easy to customize your settings

- Measures 4" x 2.5" x 2.5"


Who Would Love The Retirement Countdown Clock?

This clock is perfect for anyone who is sick of his job and looking forward to the day when it’s all over. When he’s having a bad day, he can look at the clock and realize that there’s a light at the end of the tunnel. Retirement can seem a million years away, but the countdown clock will remind him that it’s only a matter of time.


Frequently Asked Questions

What if I’m only 20 and can’t wait for retirement?

The great thing about The Retirement Clock is that it doesn’t matter how far out you are from retirement. It will calculate the days, hours, minutes and seconds until that fateful day when you can grab a copier paper box and take all your stuff home. Age is only a number, especially when you’re calculating your retirement time.

I should have retired two years ago, will it help me?

Sadly, the clock only counts down and can’t do it in reverse. Your best chance is to set a formal date for your retirement and use the clock to keep you on track. If you should have retired two years ago, then you’re well past your time for relaxation. Carpe Diem, my good man.

Why We Love It

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  • Landon . Jun 27, 2011
    This clock sits right on my desk for the entire precinct to see. I want the world to see how much time I have left. Its constantly blinking as a reminder and makes me smile when it catches my eye.
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