Public Toilet Survival Kit

Public Toilet Survival Kit

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Nobody likes dropping a deuce in an unfamiliar restroom, but when you gotta go, you gotta go. When the tummy starts rumbling, you need to pull over and drop trow at the closest toilet.

Luckily, you won't have to worry about contracting Ebola from a filth-covered toilet seat if you are carrying the Public Toilet Survival Kit.

This kit includes a toilet seat cover and two antiseptic wipes to take care of any know. There's also some latex-free disposable gloves so you have touch the bare minimum in that den of scum and disease.

You never know when the urge will strike, so the handy Public Toilet Survival Kit is a must. Keep one in your glove compartment or purse for any unexpected potty breaks when you're away from the comfort of your own powder room.

When You Just Gotta Go…

There’s nothing worse than going into a dingy public bathroom and feeling like it’s got more diseases than a college fraternity. The Public Toilet Survival Kit is your lifeline to a safe and sanitary sit down. Don’t let your bum get all bummed out after sitting on a dirty throne, use the Public Toilet Survival Kit. It’s your handy helper.


Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

- Includes: a toilet seat cover, 2 antiseptic wipes and a pair of gloves

- Comes in a 3-3/4" tin

- Compact size is perfect for bags, purses and glove compartments

- Use in case of potty emergencies

- Handy on road trips, in stores, and in portable potties at fairs, festivals, concerts and chili cook-off competitions


Who Would Love the Public Toilet Survival Kit?

Anyone who doesn’t want to pick something up after dropping something off. This is product is a perfect fit for anyone with bowels, because sooner or later, the use of a questionable public restroom is going to take place. This can be at work, on the drive in or while out vacationing with the family. The Public Toilet Survival Kit is the universal gift that may save someone’s life one day…or at least keep them from getting a serious mystery butt rash.


Frequently Asked Questions

Will this actually help me?

This is a functioning survival kit, complete with antiseptic wipes to kill viruses and bacteria, latex gloves so you don’t have to touch anything. and a toilet seat cover to cover your … bases. When it comes to protecting your body in a nasty loo, there’s nothing better short of a biohazard suit, and good luck dropping a deuce with that.


What if the bathroom is still disgusting after using it?

If the bathroom is so filthy that even the Public Toilet Survival Kit can’t help, then pinch off that loaf and look for something a little less “Outbreak” monkey and more outdoorsy, like the nearest forest or field.

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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