Family Jewels Peter Pack Gift Set

Family Jewels Peter Pack Gift Set

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Family Jewels Peter Pack Gift Set

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You love everything about him, and now you can give him everything he needs to take care of his most precious parts – the family jewels. The Family Jewels Peter Pack Gift Set is the perfect gift for the man who wants the very best for his twig and berries … or branch and boulders.

The Family Jewels Peter Pack Gift Set includes two of our hottest wiener care gift items, the Willy Washer manhood soap and Peter Heater knit crotch glove. Both of these hilarious care products are one-size-fits-most, so any man can enjoy their tender loving care.

Willy Washer Wiener Soap

Don’t be silly; wash that willy! The Willy Washer is really two gifts in one. Not only will his showers become super satisfying, but his junk will be squeaky clean like never before. The opening of the circle soap for men is 1 ½ inches in diameter, making it one size fits most, and the light fragrance leaves his nether region smelling fresh and clean.

Peter Heater Crotch Glove

The Peter Heater is a comfy, red, knitted genital warmer, just like grandma wouldn’t make. The delightful weave allows for some give, and also has a built-in string tie, so it fits most men. This hilarious crotch cozy will keep a dude’s most sensitive area toasty warm all winter long.

The Family Jewels Peter Pack is the perfect marriage of manliness and self-love. That special fella in your life will never feel so well-cared for from the waist down.

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