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Giant Sausage Wipes

Giant Sausage Wipes

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Giant Sausage Wipes

Do you have trouble walking away when you come eye to eye with a steaming hot sausage? There’s no shame in craving and conquering a monster tube of meat, but you don’t have to flaunt it by walking around covered in the messy aftermath. Clean up any unsightly weenie juice or condiments left on your hands and mouth with Giant Sausage Wipes!

Giant Sausage Wipes antibacterial moist towelettes are your first defense against sausage-related messes and germs. Just bust out your package and wipe down any shameful splatters. Nobody will ever know!

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

  • Funny happy sausage design antibacterial wet wipes
  • Saucy message says: Giant Sausage Wipes – It’s Huge. Keep It Clean.
  • Takes care of icky spills and germs at home, work, or on the go
  • Hilarious gag gift or stocking stuffer for anyone who enjoys a huge sausage
  • Handy resealable lift tab makes access to your Sausage Wipes easy breezy
  • Makes a hysterical addition to stockings, care packages, Secret Santa gift exchanges, White Elephant parties, or Easter baskets for adults

Hot Gift for Sausage Lovers

Giant Sausage Wipes are perfect for anyone who can’t resist devouring some juicy sausage. This hysterical meat lovers gift for adults is a weird stocking stuffer, fun white elephant idea, Secret Santa gift, or silly addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets for adults.

Why We Love It

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