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Santa's Filthy Sack Wipes

Santa's Filthy Sack Wipes

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Santa’s Filthy Sack Wipes

Ho, Ho, Hold My Sack

Ole St. Nick’s got something super special in his bag of goodies…Santa’s Filthy Sack Wipes!

It’s no secret that Father Christmas gets around, and when a dude makes that many midnight house calls, his sack is bound to be covered in obscene amounts of grime. Keep a festive pack of Santa’s Filthy Sack Wipes on hand during the holidays in case you touch a muck-covered bag of fun. Sanitizing your surfaces is both naughty and nice with these powerful, germ-fighting antibacterial wipes.

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

  • Funny Santa Claus antibacterial wet wipes
  • Hilarious holiday wet wipes package says: Santa’s Filthy Sack Wipes
  • Takes care of nasty germs at home, work, or on the go
  • Christmas gag gift or stocking stuffer for adults who are cautious after touching funky sacks
  • Handy resealable lift tab makes access to your Filthy Sack Wipes easy breezy
  • Makes a hysterical addition to stockings, care packages, Secret Santa gift exchanges, White Elephant parties, or December birthday gifts for teens and adults
  • Novelty Use Only – Not for use on sensitive skin – OUCH!

Goofy Christmas Novelty Gift for Friends and Family

Santa’s Filthy Sack Antibacterial Wet Wipes are perfect for anyone with a sense of humor that always makes the naughty list. This crazy friend gift for teens and adults is a weird stocking stuffer, fun white elephant idea, Secret Santa gift, or silly addition to December birthday gift bags, care packages, or thinking of you gifts for adults and teens.

NOVELTY USE ONLY

Why We Love It

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