The Man Sack

The Man Sack

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There was a time when a fanny pack was a one way ticket to being stuffed in a locker, but with The Man Sack, your locker days are through. Shaped like a large, hairy pair of nuts, The Man Sack is surprisingly roomy.

The good news about The Man Sack is that it retains its shape and won’t start sagging with age. If you’re comfortable with showing the world your manhood, then pick up The Man Sack and enjoy a few stares as you pull your sunglasses out from a dangly scrotum. Sure, you might get a few disgusted looks from old ladies, but the young nubile hotties won’t be able to take their eyes off you.

Hey Man, Nice Sack

The Man Sack lets you wear your masculinity on the outside, but be careful of the lustful stares of women as they pass by. They can’t help but be mesmerized by the large sack you’re toting around. The Man Sack can carry almost anything you want, but it’s not big enough to harness your swagger.


Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

- Brown, polyester man pouch

- Deep sack keeps your junk safe

- Zipper closure

- Hand wash only 

- Measures approximately 7.5” wide x 8.5” long 

- Adjustable belt strap fits most waists


Who Would Love The Man Sack?

Who wouldn’t? The Man Sack is perfect for any dude with an excess of testosterone, or the woman at the office who’s always talking about how her balls are bigger than most men’s. The Man Sack is so handy and versatile, it will look good on any waist.


Frequently Asked Questions

Women keep touching my sack, what should I do?

It’s a common problem for owners of The Man Sack. When women start grabbing your sack, tell them politely that it isn’t to be touched without your permission. You will also be the envy of the other males in your office, and they may attempt to steal your sack. Be wary of anyone eyeing your sack.


I can’t help touching my own sack, what should I do?

Your Man Sack is magnificent, and you may find it difficult to stop touching it yourself. You may even have a feeling of guilt when you’re done touching The Man Sack. It’s ok, everyone does it. It’s not just you. It’s perfectly OK to touch your sack, but please do it in the privacy of your own home and not in public. 

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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