F*ck Germs Hand Sanitizer

F*ck Germs Hand Sanitizer

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Fuck Germs Hand Sanitizer

When you’re sitting at home with a high temperature and snot shooting out of your nose like a fire hose, you generally have one thought on your mind…fuck germs. Those little creeps have made your life a living hell, and now you can get your revenge with Fuck Germs Hand Sanitizer.

Kill the Little Buggers

Don’t let the bad guys win. Keep the sniffles at bay, and make those single celled suckers pay. Fuck Germs Hand Sanitizer is like napalm for bacteria. Put some on your hands, and you can practically hear their screams. Ok, not really, because that would be really unnerving.

Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

- Hilarious gift for those who refuse to mess around with germs

- Contains 2 ounces of germ killing, bacteria-fighting hand sanitizer

- The perfect gift for all the germophobic potty mouths in your life

- Made in the USA

Who would love Fuck Germs Hand Sanitizer?

Anyone who’s spent more time on the toilet then in bed resting will absolutely love Fuck Germs Hand Sanitizer. Sickness happens, and anyone who has been ill will appreciate the gesture. It keeps them safe and you from getting the germs. It’s a win-win for everyone…except those cooties.

Frequently Asked Questions

Will the germs run in terror?

The great thing is they won’t have the chance to run in terror. They’ll be obliterated before they even know what hit them. The sanitizer is a lot like The Terminator, because its one mission…Destroy All Germs. There’s no running. There’s no hiding. When the times comes, it’s total annihilation.

Is this only recommended for home use?

You can never be too safe when it comes to germs. If it’s cold and flu season, and you want to protect yourself from the office creepy crawlies, then have a few bottles stashed in your home, office, purse, pocket, and glove compartment. KILL THEM ALL!

Why We Love It

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