Shitty Balls for a Shitty Golfer
He walks onto the green with the heart of a lion but chases the ball around like a lost puppy. It’s would almost be cute, if he wasn’t wasting all those brand-spanking-new golf balls. Take a little shame out of his game with Shitty Balls for a Shitty Golfer.
This useful 5-pack should almost be enough to play a full round, and the hand-selected crappy golf balls won’t be so sad to see drop in the drink.
Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights
- 100% guaranteed not to improve his golf game
- Includes 5 randomly chosen, but equally shitty golf balls
- Hilarious gag gift for good and bad golfers
- Razz the competition and psych them out before hitting the links
- ALMOST enough shitty balls for one round!
- Perfect stocking stuffer for golfers at any level, from pathetic to professional
Cut the Chase and Start Them Out in the Rough
Shitty Balls for a Shitty Golfer are designed to avoid the frustration of losing yet another set of shiny, new golf balls to the hazards around the course. Investing in a set of mint condition, dimpled beauties only leads to more heartbreak on the green. Do your talentless pal a solid and get him a set of balls that won’t be a costly loss.
Shitty Balls are the Prank Gift for All Golfers
Shitty Balls are a surefire laugh for all your golfing friends! Wrap up this funny golf gift and slip it in as a stocking stuffer or give it as a white elephant gift! Every golfer, from pitiful to pro, will get a hearty laugh out of these absolutely awful golf balls.
INCLUDES 5 RANDOMLY SELECTED SUPER SHITTY GOLF BALLS
