So Horny Tension Relief Fidget Putty
Frustration Relief at Your Fingertips
When you look at the frustrated expression on this poor deer’s face, it’s clear that he has a load on his mind. Clearly, he’s suffering from massive horniness and could use some serious relief. Fortunately, we’re sensitive to the plight of the perpetually horny, and have come up with a revolutionary hands-on solution for letting go of such agonizing tension. Now, bucks of all ages and levels of horniness can handle their situations all by themselves with So Horny Tension Relief Fidget Putty!
If you know a buck who has a major case of the “blues,” be a pal and set him up with a sure thing — So Horny Relief Putty. Once he gets a chance to give it a good grip and tug, he’ll see how satisfying it can be to play with it solo. In fact, after a hard day, he’ll look forward to the sweet release of tension that comes with a stiff handful and some elbow grease.
Specs, Features and Bragging Eights
- Special formula loosens up as you work it in your hands
- So Horny Putty comes in a blue camo, extra horny deer tin
- Weird gag gift for hunters and outdoorsmen
- Red chameleon putty is sealed in tight to prevent spontaneous leakage
- Hilarious novelty gift for adults with a little too much alone time on their hands
- Perfect for solo tension relief
- Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds 60 g of putty
Work It Out Anywhere
So Horny Fidget Putty is a thoughtful gift for adults who find themselves dealing with the distraction and frustration of horniness at inopportune times. The tightly-sealed, anti-drip lid keeps relief safely tucked away until the mood strikes. The tin’s compact design makes it perfect for carrying along in a gym bag, purse, briefcase, or suitcase and fits conveniently in a bathroom cabinet, bedside table, or desk drawer.
Surprise friends and family with chameleon red So Horny Stress Putty that can help them yank away daily stress however it comes. It’s a gut-busting addition to care packages, gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or gift exchanges. Go ahead and wrap it for a hilarious adult stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, or White Elephant idea.
NOVELTY USE ONLY
