Your Problem Is Obvious Mints

Your Problem Is Obvious Mints

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Your Proctologist found your head.

People walk around talking and doing business with their heads up their butts all the time. It’s a wonder they can breathe, given how far their noggin is up there. When a head is that far up a keister, you can bet that their breath is going to smell like crap. Reach for a tin of Your Problem Is Obvious Mints and give that butthead the cinnamon fresh breath they need and the wakeup call they deserve. We all know that friend, family member, or coworker that could use this reminder every day.

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

  • Hilarious tin filled with cinnamon breath mints
  • Collectable tin reads: Your Problem Is Obvious (Painfully…)
  • Contains approximately 165 refreshing mints
  • Funny, unique gift for buttheads that need to see the light, after all, it’s dark in there

Heads Up

It’s not just friends and family that go around with their heads up their butts. It happens to you too, occasionally. When it does, snap yourself out of it with Your Problem is Obvious Mints. They’ll make your breath smell sweet and spicy and remind you that it’s time to come out for some fresh air.

Pro Tip: Feel free to be liberal with the mints, because when a head has been up a butt for a long time, one just isn’t going to do the trick.

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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