Douche Bag Gum

Douche Bag Gum

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We all know those folks that just act like total douche bags all the time. Finally, there’s a way to give them a little revenge to chew on with Douche Bag Gum.

Palm the package and offer them a piece, when they take it…yep, officially a self-proclaimed d-bag. Just be careful, or else you might just be making that claim yourself. If you find you’re guilty of making a d-bag maneuver, then keep yourself in check by chewing some minty fresh Douche Bag Gum.

MMmmm, tastes like a summer’s eve.

This gum is practically a public service, which is probably why we love it so much. Being a douchebag isn’t Ok, and these people need to know what they are. Who knows, they may not even know they are being a douchebag, and you could be doing them a favor.


Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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