You Nasty Hand Sanitizer

You Nasty Hand Sanitizer

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Recognize and sanitize with our You Nasty Hand Sanitizer! Let your friends and coworkers know that you're not going to let them touch you with their crack surfing hands until they put on a little You Nasty Hand Sanitizer. This fully functional hand sanitizer kills 99.99 percent of germs, plus it includes aloe for smooth skin. Who knows what kind of exotic germs and viruses are hiding out on the hands of your friends? You see Pete knuckle-deep his nostrils at least three times a day, and Susie has never washed her hands after going to the bathroom. Don't allow their bad habits to spread cooties all over your cubicle. If they come within touching distance of your desk, demand they use some You Nasty Hand Sanitizer. Uncleanliness is uncivilized.

We love the You Nasty Hand Sanitizer because some things are easier said than done, and nothing is easier to say when a product says it for you.  With this product, you avoid the awkward "hey you are not clean and I don't want you to touch my hands with your pee stained fingers, so please use this hand sanitizer."  Instead, protect yourself from contagions and general filth by simply handing the nasty person in your life the You Nasty Hand Sanitizer and let the sanitizer do the talking.


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  • Laci . Oct 10, 2011
    I have a friend who really is nasty, so I gave him this hand sanitizer as a gag gift. He took it in stride and laughed.
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