Prescription Coffee Mug

Prescription Coffee Mug

$19.95  $9.95
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Like many people, your day can't start until you've had that first cup of java in the morning. It doesn't matter if you like it black, with creamer or sugar substitute, the world is a dark, loathsome place until that caffeine enters your system. The Prescription Coffee Mug shows the world you NEED coffee in order to survive. This hilarious mug provides expert clinical advice to drink a cup of coffee and repeat until awake. If your day seems sluggish and out of focus without coffee or you know a coffee addict who can't function without a cup in his hand, then this is the absolute perfect gift.

Just What the Doctor Ordered

When the morning hangover is hitting you like the bird flu, it’s time to pick up your coffee cup and take a heavy dose of what the doctor ordered. The Prescription Coffee Mug gives you the right to drink that whole pot of coffee before going to work that morning. It’s the perfect prescription when you have a case of the Mondays.


Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

- Great gift for caf addicts

- Holds 12 ounces of wakey juice

- Dishwasher safe

- Microwave Safe

- Looks just like a prescription bottle, but better

- Lightweight ceramic mug


Who Would Love the Prescription Coffee Mug?

Do you know anyone who’s a total bear in the morning? Maybe he’s grumpy the second he wakes up and needs that little extra boost to get going in the morning. This is the perfect gift for that gloomy Gus in the office that just can’t seem to get his mojo rising. The Prescription Coffee Mug is his cure for the morning blahs.


Frequently Asked Questions

Is Dr. Feelgood a real doctor?

Unless you are really into Motley Crue, Dr. Feelgood won’t be able to cure you of your ills and you really don’t want him doing surgery on you. We can’t help but think that’s a recipe for a malpractice suit. He can prescribe a little java though, so he can’t be all bad.


I just drank three pots of coffee and I’m smelling colors, is this normal?

No, you’re tripping out and need to seek help for your coffee problem. Lay down and wait for the caffeine crash. You’ll probably sleep for three days, but your bowels will be squeaky clean. Don’t drink three pots of coffee, like, ever. They’ve made very serious sitcom episodes about this, so you should know better.

Why We Love It

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