Retired Napping Mask

Retired Napping Mask

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You paid your dues for 50 years. You got up early and made that grueling drive to work five days a week...sometimes more...and you deserve your beauty sleep.

The retired sleeping mask proudly proclaims to any and all that will listen, that you are "Officially Retired: Do Not Disturb." You have a lot of winks to catch up on!

This mask blocks out any light or person that would intrude on your peaceful rest. Just drift off to dreamland wearing this mask and the message will take care of the rest.

You're retired. You earned it.

When you’re a worker bee, sleep is the kind of luxury you can’t afford. It isn’t until retirement that you can finally set your own hours. We love the Retired Napping Mask because it epitomizes the truth about retirement. No rules. No bosses. No reason not to take a nap at noon. It will be many years before I retire, but I’ve already got the mask as a reminder of a relaxing future.


Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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  • danny . Aug 15, 2011
    My boss retired last Wednesday and I gave him this as a gag gift. Everyone laughed including him so it was a good way to send him off to retirement.
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