Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum

Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum

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Let everyone know what keeps you regular!  An active colon is a healthy colon!

The gum is cinnamon flavored...everything else depends on what you put in your coffee.

We all need that cup or two of Java to get going in the morning…in more ways than one. Let’s face it, after a few cups, we’re on the toilet with the morning paper and a feeling of pure satisfaction.

There’s no sense in denying the fact that coffee gets your bowels moving. In fact, why not shout it to the world with Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum? This gum is a bold declaration of regularity and, in a world filled with constipating foods, you can proudly show everyone that your colon is clear.

I’m an avid coffee drinker. In fact, anything coffee tasting is fair game. That’s why I love the Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum. It states my love for the brew and the unfortunate aftereffect. I may end up leaving the bathroom smelling like a sewer, but my breath will always be fresh thanks to Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum.


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