Erase Your Past Gum

Don't bother with all that expensive therapy when you can simply forget about your mistakes with Erase Your Past Gum. Let the mists of forgetfulness swirl through your mind, eliminating all those rejections in high school, the wedgies in college and the dead end job you wake up to every day. Erase Your Past Gum lets you bury those painful memories deep within the recesses of that twisted little mind of yours. These cinnamon flavored beauties can erase your bad memories and you can get on with your life and make new ones...that can be erased later.

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Because who doesn't have some moments from their past they would like to erase?

 

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Erase Your Past Gum Who knew those little gnomes that sit innocently in your garden are actually exhibitionist perverts looking for a cheap thrill? The Mooning Lawn Gnome features an old gnome bending over and showing the world his gnomish cheeks. Expect a double take or two when people go outside and see this little guy in your garden or sitting on a shelf. In a sea of bashful and playful gnomes, the Mooning Lawn Gnome stands out in the crowd and not just because of the light bouncing off his derriere. Give this little horndog a home and share with the world the backside of gnomish delight. Once you go gnome, there's no going back.
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