100 Dollar Bill Toilet Paper

100 Dollar Bill Toilet Paper

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Donald Trump may be able to wipe his bum with $100 dollar bills, but in this economy it's hard for the rest of us to scratch together the money to buy regular toilet paper. It may be a few years before you make your first fortune, but you can feel like a millionaire with the 100 Dollar Bill Toilet Paper. Ben Franklin may have been one of the greatest statesmen of all time, but he'll always be behind your number two with 100 Dollar Bill Toilet Paper. The government flushes millions of dollars down the toilet every year, now you can too.

We all wish we were rich enough to wipe our butt with $100 dollar bills, but since that’s not likely to happen anytime soon, we’re sure to keep plenty of $100 Bill Toilet Paper around. It may not be legal tender, but it’s sure tender on your nether regions after a night of tacos and refried beans. It will make your bum feel like a million bucks.


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