The Floater Fake Poop

The Floater Fake Poop

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Everyone has that fear of looking at the surface of a pool and seeing a single solitary floater. It haunts our dreams and is the stuff of nightmares. Now, you can control that fear with this revolutionary fake poo, The Floater.

There are no worries that this durable doo doo will sink to the bottom. It’s guaranteed to stay free floating at the top for maximum enjoyment. Watch the pool or bathtub clear out when you introduce Mr. Hankie to the rest of the world. If you need quality poo that’s guaranteed to float, then look no further than The Floater.

Sometimes the best gags are the classics and, in the case of fake poop, that’s a guarantee. We love the floater because it truly captures that magical moment when you’re surprised to find an abandoned torpedo left in the toilet – and shares it with everyone in the pool. There is nothing more off-putting than another person’s poo, and we’re happy to spread the discomfort in the name of humor. The Floater is a great gag that’s sure to make your friends gag.


Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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