Stocking O' Crap

Stocking O' Crap

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The worst part of Christmas is getting all those crappy presents that you not only didn't ask for, but don't even want. The FunSlurp Stocking O' Crap is filled with seven classic gags that will satisfy any jokesters delicate gift palate.

This stocking is filled with so much bathroom humor, you'll...well...crap yourself in excitement. It contains a fake human turd for those sophisticated pranks and then, of course, some dog doo doo, a fake cat turd, fart powder prank, rubber dog turd, poop key chain and a whoopee cushion. No other stocking could ever meet all your faux fecal needs like the Stocking O' Crap.

A Bunch of Crap for Christmas

Everyone is worried about getting a lump of coal for Christmas, but few people think about getting a huge Stocking O’Crap. It’s filled with every type of fake poo imaginable, and everyone knows that variety is the spice of life. Just be careful when hanging it because you don’t want it to hit the fan…we hear bad things happen.



- Red mesh stocking allows everyone to see the generous gifts inside

- Has all the holiday crap you need in one handy bundle

- Perfect for pranksters or crappy friends

- Contains 7 hilarious pooperific gag gifts


Who Would Love Stocking O’Crap?

This is perfect for the prankster in the office or your family. Anyone who has a long history of delivering solid gags will love to have this colon collection in his arsenal. He’ll love you, but everyone else will probably want to strangle you. What the heck, it’s the season of giving anyway.


Frequently Asked Questions

Do I really need a giant stocking full of poo?

I think the real question is, when do you NOT need a giant poop stocking? Fake dookie is one of those classic gags that never goes out of style. It’s the same reason why we still giggle when someone farts, and are both disgusted and proud of loud burps. Bodily functions and such are just fun.


Are you sure it’s fake? They look pretty real.

Yes, everything in this bag is fake, despite its incredible realism. This stocking is like the Avatar of poo. It’s looks so real, but it’s all smoke and mirrors. The more real it looks, the better the reaction, and our customers deserve realistic fake poop. We won’t settle for anything less.

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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