Over the Hill Pacifier

Over the Hill Pacifier

$4.99
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Stressing out about needing adult diapers? Let go of your woes...and bladder...and enjoy the soothing qualities of sucking on the Over the Hill Pacifier.

A lot of men and women act like babies when they are called out on their age. No one likes getting older or the effects it causes, but that's no reason to throw a tantrum. If you know people who are in over the hill denial, then get them the Over The Hill Pacifier. You can cork up their crybaby whining while everyone else laughs in appreciation.

The Over the Hill Pacifier is great birthday or retirement gift for all the whiny, stressed out big babies on your shopping list.

We love the Over the Hill Pacifier because we're all about good times and we know listening to whining about sore joints and pensions is a total drag. With this handy, dandy codger quieting aparatus the party may rage on as scheduled.

 

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer

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