Hot Dog Earphones

Hot Dog Earphones

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Have you ever wanted to make a statement for the sheer awe factor? The next time you go out for your morning run, take along the Hot Dog Earphones. It'll look like you have hot dogs on the brain as the bun and wiener stick out of each ear.

You may get a few odd stares from passersby, but they will probably leave you alone. That long as no one is hungry. You may find a young woman whispering sweet nothings in your ear just so she can get a little closer to your Hot Dog Earphones.

These Buns Are All Ears

Sometimes you want to tune out the world so much you’d rather shove hot dogs into your ears, than listen to another second of nonsense. Our Hot Dog Earphones are one way you can do that and not get weird looks from the people around you. Plus, you don’t have to worry about weird ketchup and mustard bacteria. If you’re looking for some fun and unique earphones that will make a statement about your love of hot dogs, then here ya go.

Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

- This gift is always a wiener

- Hot dog shaped ear buds

- You’ll relish all your favorite music like never before

- Stereo ear phones for all your hot jams

- Fits 3.5 mm jacks

Who Would Love Hot Dog Earphones?

The first people that come to my mind are professional eaters. They shove dozens down their gullet every competition, so they’re not that far away from ears anyway. Music lovers that enjoy the occasional barbecue would love this as well or anyone that is always ready to embrace the weirder things in life. You know, like us.

Frequently Asked Questions

How’s the audio quality?

They are working earphones, so they have excellent audio quality. We can guarantee they are exceptionally better than actually using hotdogs. We can’t even figure out how you’d hook a real hotdog to your iPod anyway. It certainly wouldn’t be easy and probably a little messy. Who really wants relish rash, anyway?

Are they kosher?

Since the plastic isn’t edible, I certainly don’t think it’s a matter of kosher or not. I’m pretty sure eating anything that has been in your ear is a bad idea, in general. We can’t confirm they’re kosher, so just don’t eat them and you’re fine. 

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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