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Book of Nothing
Don’t you hate those people who talk about reading classics in the original Greek or read the latest best seller the second it comes out? When you’re dealing with these people, it’s time to beat them at their own game. The Book of Nothing is just that. It’s a giant book of absolutely nothing. There’s nothing to brag about. There’s nothing to say at all. You can sit back and smile as the look of confusion crosses their faces. You can even get it for yourself, and show it to people when you tell them you’ve read nothing recently.
The Greatest Book You’ve Never Read
The Book of Nothing is the biggest existential mystery with its endless pages of nothing. When you stare into the abyss, do you know what you see? Nothing. This book is like a giant abyss filled to the brim with absolutely nothing.
Specs, Features and Bragging Rights
- Completely blank pages from cover to cover
- Hilarious gag gift for book lovers
- Can be used as a journal or diary
- Funny coffee table book
Who would love the Book of Nothing?
This book is perfect for anyone who loves or hates reading. For reading haters, the book is one they’ll actually read cover to cover because there’s absolutely nothing of substance in it. Book lovers will like it because they can imagine anything they want. It’s literally a blank slate. It’s the greatest book in the world, because every page is whatever you make of it.
Frequently Asked Questions
How long does it take to read the Book of Nothing.
It takes no time at all. Really. You just open the book and you’re done. Once you read the title, it’s over. You can go from page to page, and there’s nothing else to read. Don’t have time to read a book? This is the perfect book to read. Think you can write better than everyone else, fill the pages with your own words.
Will I look smart if I said I’ve read the Book of Nothing?
Depends on the crowd. If you live among hillbillies who consider the Earth flat, then yeah, you’ll look like a freaking genius. If you are among the literary elite, then you’ll also probably look smart, because they’ll be amazed at the complexity of its simplicity. Yeah, smart people are weird like that.