Instant Inflatable Turkey

Instant Inflatable Turkey

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Does your mom’s turkey look like something out of a horror movie? If the Thanksgiving bird just isn’t up to snuff, then you might want to look into the Inflatable Turkey. Sure it’s rubber and full of air, but it at least looks like a turkey. Given the way mom’s bird looks and tastes, cutting into the inflatable turkey might be more appetizing.

The inflatable turkey is perfect for vegetarians that want to celebrate, but don’t condone the actual eating of the bird. We guarantee that there is no meat in our inflatable turkey.

A Perfect Perky Turkey

Cooking the perfect turkey on Thanksgiving -- or any other time of the year -- isn’t easy. After hours of preparation and cooking, you may still end up with a dry husk that’s as appetizing as a sludge-covered brick. Luckily, with the Instant Inflatable Turkey, you can have something that looks great even though you can’t eat it…which is one up on the bird you prepared yourself.


Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

- Zero calories

- More appetizing than tofurkey

- Makes every holiday table look more elegant

- Measures approximately 16" long

- Comes deflated in a 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 2-7/8" decorative tin

- Fun for the family to play with while waiting for dinner


Who Would Love Instant Inflatable Turkey?

Anyone who likes to think of herself as the next Julia Child, but cooks like a one-armed badger, will love the ability to see what the finished product is supposed to look like. Who knows, it might just help with her cooking? We can always hope, right? 


Frequently Asked Questions

Can I eat it?

It’s an air-filled piece of inedible material. It may look delicious, but ingesting it would: 1. Not be very fulfilling since it’s filled with air, and 2. Be a nightmare coming out…if you get what I’m saying. It’d be like trying to drop a hot air balloon out your poop shoot. Unpleasant.


If I don’t cook a family meal, can I use it as a decoration?

Certainly! The Instant Inflatable Turkey looks great, and if you have a dining room table you can fix it up like the real thing and never have to worry about it spoiling or attracting flies. Put it on a platter, surround it with some plastic greens and vegetables, and you’ve got the perfect fall decoration.

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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