Tattoo Toupees

Tattoo Toupees

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There is nothing worse than a really bad comb over, so put that 30-foot long strand of hair you wrap around your head out of its misery. Instead, give your shiny bald canvas the perfect Tattoo Toupees it deserves.

Don't be ashamed of your baldness! It just means you’re so manly your hair got scared and ran away. Be proud and show the world how a real man can rock that cue ball. The women will be attracted to you like a magnet. It’s a scientific fact that chicks dig the ink.

A variety of creative options are available, from classic toupees to bullseyes and thought bubbles, in the set of 35 clever tattoos. Comes in a 5" x 5-1/2" x 1/2" illustrated tin.

We like to make walking on the wild side easier for everyone. Rocking that natural shine is respectable, but adding some ink is straight up rebellious. We dig it.


Why We Love It

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