Sandal Socks

Sandal Socks

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Sandal Socks

Don’t wear socks with sandals, wear Sandal Socks

Everyone knows wearing socks with sandals is a major fashion faux pas. Once reserved for old men on the beach and young men who still live in their moms’ basements, now the rest of us can break the rules without actually crossing that ugly line. For the cool man or woman who wants to almost throw caution to the wind and buck fashion trends, there are Sandal Socks. It’s all the glory of socks with sandals without the social stigma and cat calls from elderly women at the nursing home.

Are they socks or are they sandals? You tell us.

Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

  • Adult OSFM sandal socks for daring individuals
  • Thumb your nose at conventional fashion without committing a major fashion don’t
  • Made of 80% cotton, 14% polyester, 3% spandex, 3% nylon and 1000% rebel
  • Hilarious Over the Hill or Retirement Gift and stocking stuffer for the fashion challenged

The Most Comfortable Sandals You’ll Ever Wear

The main problem with sandals is that icky sweating that happens between your toes and soles of your feet. You can’t walk two feet without slipping, tripping, or dirtying your tootsies. With Sandal Socks, those nightmare situations are behind you. Feel free to frolic in sandal style with that sweat-friendly sock protection.

End the Socks With Sandals Debate Forever

Mama always told us, “If you want to keep a conversation pleasant, don’t bring up politics, religion, or whether the wearing of socks with sandals is socially responsible.” It’s a heated debate that has raged on through the ages. End the argument forever by offering a third option…Sandal Socks. You’ll look great, and could quite possibly save lives. 

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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