For Those Tinsel Emergencies
It’s 11:50 on Christmas Eve and the kids are asleep in bed. You suddenly get a call on the Santa Phone that Old St. Nick’s stranded on I-80 because Dancer decided on a late night taco treat, and he’s sidelined with no toilet paper. The Emergency Santa Kit is there for you. You may not be able to slide down the chimney, but you’ll look enough like him to fool bleary-eyed toddlers.
Specs, Features and Bragging Rights
- 10 inch long inflatable vinyl beard with elastic loop that go around your ears
- Classic red Santa hat
- Handy to have during all common Santa emergencies
- Sized to fit most adult heads
- Comes in a 3-3/4" x 4" collectable tin
- Fun White Elephant gift
Who Would Love Emergency Santa Kit?
Hosts of holiday parties that need a last minute Santa fix or parents worried that St. Nick thought Mikey was a little too naughty this year will love the Emergency Santa Kit. If Santa skips your house, then you can at least fake it and then hunt the jolly old elf down and have reindeer meat for dinner. No one, skips your house on Christmas. No one.
Frequently Asked Questions
If I wear this, then am I really Santa Claus?
Hmmm…let’s see. Fake Santa beard and hat, check. Reindeer, magical abilities and a sleigh filled with toys…nope. Sorry, there’s only one real Santa, and while the kit lets you get through in a pinch, it’s not meant for regular wear. It’s like the donut tire for your car.
Someone once said I had a heart three sizes too small, will wearing this give me Christmas spirit?
Christmas spirit comes from the love and joy of Christmas, not a hat and beard. But, it’s darn fine start. We say give it a try. If anything, you should be set on roast beast.
