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No Tear Toilet Paper

No Tear Toilet Paper

What's more annoying than dropping a deuce and then discovering that there's no toilet more...

Glacier Rocks Ice Cubes

Glacier Rocks Ice Cubes

When you’re relaxing with a nice cold drink, the last thing you want is more...

Mustache Pacifier: Lil Shaver

Mustache Pacifier: Lil Shaver

Where the nursery meets sheer sophistication. Every kid dreams of growing up and having more...

Bacon Stocking

Bacon Stocking
Put bacon on a salad and you've got some sizzle. Put bacon on a more...

Beer Bell

Beer Bell
Ring for the Beer Bell for ice cold beer! It's as simple as that... This bell more...

Bacon Spoon Rest

Bacon Spoon Rest

There isn't anything bacon really isn't good for. Well, it may not cure male more...

Bacon Mints

Bacon Mints

Let's face it, we all love bacon. It's the closest thing to ambrosia we more...

Ah Choo Nose Pepper Mill

Ah Choo Nose Pepper Mill

How many people have been caught in the pepper trap and wound up sneezing more...

Speeding Cuz I Have to Poop Window Sign

Speeding Cuz I Have to Poop Window Sign

How many times have you been on the Interstate and seen some crazy driver more...

100 Reasons to Panic About Getting Married Book

100 Reasons to Panic About Getting Married Book

Marriage is a big decision and, for at least 50 percent of the population, more...

Vinderalls Wine Caddy

Vinderalls Wine Caddy

Where's the wine, y'all?

No matter how much you've spent on a bottle of wine, more...

Scoops: Ice Cream Door Stop

Scoops: Ice Cream Door Stop

Don't use an old stool or rubber stopper to keep your door open, that's more...

Slicey Dashboard Pig Wiggler

Slicey Dashboard Pig Wiggler
Do you like having twisted, yet surprisingly cool, items on your dashboard? Slicey the more...

Handerpants Gloves

Handerpants Gloves

There are times when we all need a little extra warmth in our sensitive more...

Fishbowl Gumball Machine

Fishbowl Gumball Machine

Most aquariums are so boring that they actually help people go to sleep. You more...

Douche Bag Gum

Douche Bag Gum

We all know those folks that just act like total douche bags all the more...

Dashboard Eyeball Wiggler

Dashboard Eyeball Wiggler

Here's looking at you, kid. The Dashboard Eyeball Wiggler is a cute and unique more...

Dashboard Bull Rider: Sunny

Dashboard Bull Rider: Sunny

Nothing will get your motor running faster than this little blonde as she rides more...

Erase Your Past Gum

Erase Your Past Gum

Don't bother with all that expensive therapy when you can simply forget about your more...

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

The G.I. Joe's and He-Man action figures of your youth have got nothing on more...

Pickle Band Aids

Pickle Band Aids

Fix up any minor scrape or cut with a Pickle Band Aid. Sweet or more...

Crustache Sandwich Cutter

Crustache Sandwich Cutter

You've heard of finger foods, but I bet facial hair foods is a new more...

The World's Largest Underwear

The World's Largest Underwear

What's that in the hamper? Is it a bedspread? Is it a parachute? No, more...

Get Crap Done Pen

Get Crap Done Pen

Have you ever been overwhelmed and felt the weight of the world on your more...

Special Shit Seasoning

Special Shit Seasoning
When you're cooking for a special crowd, your menu has to be special too. more...

Horse Hooves

Horse Hooves

Having an opposable thumb is totally overrated. All that grabbing and utilizing tools is more...

Grandmas Knitted Beer Boobs

Grandmas Knitted Beer Boobs

If you have a knitting granny, you've suffered a hideous homemade sweater at some more...

Bitch Slap Those Germs Hand Sanitizer

Bitch Slap Those Germs Hand Sanitizer

Tell those germs to step off with our Bitch Slap Those Germs Hand Sanitizer. more...

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