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Macaroni and Cheese Band Aids

Macaroni and Cheese Band Aids
We all need a little comfort food every now and then, especially after getting more...

Crime Scene Sandwich Bags

Crime Scene Sandwich Bags
Sure, that anchovy and mustard sandwich probably should have been quarantined and sent to more...

Inflatable Beard

Inflatable Beard

Not everyone has the genetics or patience to wait for a full beard, but more...

Bacon Ornament

Bacon Ornament
We wouldn't suggest hanging real bacon from your holiday tree, unless you're celebrating salmonella more...

Monkey Tea Infuser

Monkey Tea Infuser
Remember when you mom said that even a monkey could make a good cup more...

Shut The Hell Up Gum

Shut The Hell Up Gum

You may not be able to tell your boss exactly how you feel, so more...

Public Toilet Survival Kit

Public Toilet Survival Kit

Nobody likes dropping a deuce in an unfamiliar restroom, but when you gotta go, more...

Munchstaches Cookie Cutters

Munchstaches Cookie Cutters
The days of handlebar mustaches are thankfully over, but you can relive the days more...

Camo Toilet Paper

Camo Toilet Paper

The Camo Toilet Paper is the coolest bathroom tissue you'll never see coming. Each more...

The Butt Putt

The Butt Putt

Wish you could play golf all year round from the comfort of your home more...

Speeding Cuz I Have to Poop Window Sign

Speeding Cuz I Have to Poop Window Sign

How many times have you been on the Interstate and seen some crazy driver more...

Get Crap Done Pen

Get Crap Done Pen

Have you ever been overwhelmed and felt the weight of the world on your more...

Panic Baby Pacifier

Panic Baby Pacifier

When baby ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy. When the walls are ringing with the more...

No Tear Toilet Paper

No Tear Toilet Paper
What's more annoying than dropping a deuce and then discovering that there's no toilet more...

Bacon Mints

Bacon Mints

Let's face it, we all love bacon. It's the closest thing to ambrosia we more...

Ouchlets: Outlet Covers

Ouchlets: Outlet Covers
No child wants to get a boo boo from sticking something in a light more...

The Beast: Giant Fist Drink Kooler

The Beast: Giant Fist Drink Kooler

Go big or go home. No party is complete without slightly - or not more...

Cock Blocker Wine Stopper

Cock Blocker Wine Stopper

So despite your best efforts you couldn't make it through that third bottle of more...

Crustache Sandwich Cutter

Crustache Sandwich Cutter

You�ve heard of finger foods, but I bet facial hair foods is a new more...

Dashboard Pole Girl: Jody

Dashboard Pole Girl: Jody

Your wife may not let you get within 200 feet of an exotic dance more...

Special Shit Seasoning

Special Shit Seasoning
When you're cooking for a special crowd, your menu has to be special too. more...

Bacon Spoon Rest

Bacon Spoon Rest

There isn't anything bacon really isn't good for. Well, it may not cure male more...

Bacon Stocking

Bacon Stocking
Put bacon on a salad and you've got some sizzle. Put bacon on a more...

Dashboard Eyeball Wiggler

Dashboard Eyeball Wiggler

Here's looking at you, kid. The Dashboard Eyeball Wiggler is a cute and unique more...

Vinderalls Wine Caddy

Vinderalls Wine Caddy
Where's the wine, y'all? No matter how much you've spent on a bottle of wine, more...

Slicey Dashboard Pig Wiggler

Slicey Dashboard Pig Wiggler
Do you like having twisted, yet surprisingly cool, items on your dashboard? Slicey the more...

Pickle Band Aids

Pickle Band Aids

Fix up any minor scrape or cut with a Pickle Band Aid. Sweet or more...

Bacon Air Freshener

Bacon Air Freshener

There's nothing better than a house filled with the smell of cooking bacon, but more...