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Cock Blocker Wine Stopper

Cock Blocker Wine Stopper

So despite your best efforts you couldn't make it through that third bottle of more...

Crustache Sandwich Cutter

Crustache Sandwich Cutter

You�ve heard of finger foods, but I bet facial hair foods is a new more...

Dashboard Pole Girl: Jody

Dashboard Pole Girl: Jody

Your wife may not let you get within 200 feet of an exotic dance more...

Bacon Spoon Rest

Bacon Spoon Rest

There isn't anything bacon really isn't good for. Well, it may not cure male more...

Bacon Stocking

Bacon Stocking
Put bacon on a salad and you've got some sizzle. Put bacon on a more...

Dashboard Eyeball Wiggler

Dashboard Eyeball Wiggler

Here's looking at you, kid. The Dashboard Eyeball Wiggler is a cute and unique more...

Vinderalls Wine Caddy

Vinderalls Wine Caddy
Where's the wine, y'all? No matter how much you've spent on a bottle of wine, more...

Slicey Dashboard Pig Wiggler

Slicey Dashboard Pig Wiggler
Do you like having twisted, yet surprisingly cool, items on your dashboard? Slicey the more...

Pickle Band Aids

Pickle Band Aids

Fix up any minor scrape or cut with a Pickle Band Aid. Sweet or more...

Bacon Air Freshener

Bacon Air Freshener

There's nothing better than a house filled with the smell of cooking bacon, but more...

Ah Choo Nose Pepper Mill

Ah Choo Nose Pepper Mill

How many people have been caught in the pepper trap and wound up sneezing more...

Red Cup Kool Kooler

Red Cup Kool Kooler

It has been heralded in song and a treasured memory for adults for decades. more...

Reusable Red Cup Wine Glass

Reusable Red Cup Wine Glass

Many of us have champagne taste and beer wallets, which makes the Red Cup more...

Cheese Cutter Lavatory Mist

Cheese Cutter Lavatory Mist

The scent that wafts through the air when a person cuts the cheese isn't more...

Bitch Slap Those Germs Hand Sanitizer

Bitch Slap Those Germs Hand Sanitizer

Tell those germs to step off with our Bitch Slap Those Germs Hand Sanitizer. more...

Erase Your Past Gum

Erase Your Past Gum

Don't bother with all that expensive therapy when you can simply forget about your more...

Dashboard Bull Rider: Sunny

Dashboard Bull Rider: Sunny

Nothing will get your motor running faster than this little blonde as she rides more...

100 Reasons to Panic About Getting Married Book

100 Reasons to Panic About Getting Married Book

Marriage is a big decision and, for at least 50 percent of the population, more...

Glacier Rocks Ice Cubes

Glacier Rocks Ice Cubes

When you’re relaxing with a nice cold drink, the last thing you want is more...

Picnic Stix Wine Glass Holders

Picnic Stix Wine Glass Holders

Have you ever been on a picnic date and tried to set your wine more...

Army Man Garden Gnome

Army Man Garden Gnome

Everyone thinks garden gnomes are just cute little creatures that like to frolic through more...

Boobies Beer Glass

Boobies Beer Glass

Fact: Men love beer and men love boobs. If you put them together, then more...

Angry Chef Paper Towel Holder

Angry Chef Paper Towel Holder

We’re pretty sure a certain British celebrity chef has one of these in his more...

Douche Bag Gum

Douche Bag Gum

We all know those folks that just act like total douche bags all the more...

Fishbowl Gumball Machine

Fishbowl Gumball Machine

Most aquariums are so boring that they actually help people go to sleep. You more...

Huge Lobster Hand Claws

Huge Lobster Hand Claws

You know what they say about a lobster with big claws?

Big tails.

We’ve all looked more...

Accept the Fact You're Aging Breath Spray

Accept the Fact You're Aging Breath Spray

We all hate the idea that we're getting older and the muscles we once more...

Authentic Slate Coasters - Set of 4

Authentic Slate Coasters - Set of 4

Slate has a timeless sophistication that flawlessly balances style and function. Its sleek looks more...