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Abe Lincoln Log Lavatory Mist

Abe Lincoln Log Lavatory Mist

After a long day of decapitating vampires, Abe Lincoln came home and dropped the more...

Erase Your Past Gum

Erase Your Past Gum

Don't bother with all that expensive therapy when you can simply forget about your more...

Dashboard Bull Rider: Sunny

Dashboard Bull Rider: Sunny

Nothing will get your motor running faster than this little blonde as she rides more...

Beer Bell

Beer Bell
Ring for the Beer Bell for ice cold beer! It's as simple as that... This bell more...

Sideview Purse Mirror

Sideview Purse Mirror
Caution: Objects in this mirror are as awesome as they appear. There’s nothing worse more...

100 Reasons to Panic About Getting Married Book

100 Reasons to Panic About Getting Married Book

Marriage is a big decision and, for at least 50 percent of the population, more...

Brick Wine Holder Set

Brick Wine Holder Set

Everyone from tradesmen to trendsetters are clamoring to get their hands on our trendy more...

Wine Chill Cooling Spout

Wine Chill Cooling Spout

If you like cool gadgets and enjoy perfectly chilled wine, you’re going to love more...

Vino2Go Green

Vino2Go Green

Enjoying wine outdoors just got easier, thanks to the Vino2Go Green Wine Tumbler. Now more...

Glacier Rocks Ice Cubes

Glacier Rocks Ice Cubes

When you’re relaxing with a nice cold drink, the last thing you want is more...

Tattoo Toupees

Tattoo Toupees

There is nothing worse than a really bad comb over, so put that 30-foot more...

Pearl Necklace Baby Bib

Pearl Necklace Baby Bib

Every baby deserves the very best, so when you want to class up meal more...

Grandmas Knitted Beer Boobs

Grandmas Knitted Beer Boobs

If you have a knitting granny, you've suffered a hideous homemade sweater at some more...

Army Man Garden Gnome

Army Man Garden Gnome

Everyone thinks garden gnomes are just cute little creatures that like to frolic through more...

Boobies Beer Glass

Boobies Beer Glass

Fact: Men love beer and men love boobs. If you put them together, then more...

Understand Your Mother Breath Spray

Understand Your Mother Breath Spray

Can you decipher the subtle guilt speak in your mother’s voice? Can you hear more...

Cap Zappa

Cap Zappa

No party is complete without a cap launching contest. You may have not been more...

Angry Chef Paper Towel Holder

Angry Chef Paper Towel Holder

We’re pretty sure a certain British celebrity chef has one of these in his more...

Douche Bag Gum

Douche Bag Gum

We all know those folks that just act like total douche bags all the more...

Fishbowl Gumball Machine

Fishbowl Gumball Machine

Most aquariums are so boring that they actually help people go to sleep. You more...

Huge Lobster Hand Claws

Huge Lobster Hand Claws

You know what they say about a lobster with big claws?

Big tails.

We’ve all looked more...

Accept the Fact You're Aging Breath Spray

Accept the Fact You're Aging Breath Spray

We all hate the idea that we're getting older and the muscles we once more...

Authentic Slate Coasters - Set of 4

Authentic Slate Coasters - Set of 4

Slate has a timeless sophistication that flawlessly balances style and function. Its sleek looks more...

Horse Hooves

Horse Hooves

Having an opposable thumb is totally overrated. All that grabbing and utilizing tools is more...

Mustache Pacifier: Lil Shaver

Mustache Pacifier: Lil Shaver

Where the nursery meets sheer sophistication. Every kid dreams of growing up and having more...

Prescription (Rx) Flask Set

Prescription (Rx) Flask Set

Sometimes the only prescription for heartache, or even the morning hangover, is a little more...

Index Finger Sticky Page Markers

Index Finger Sticky Page Markers

Need a hand? Or at least an extra finger or two?

If you’ve ever tried more...

Shit 'N' Stroke

Shit 'N' Stroke

Frequently Asked Questions about the Shit 'N' Stroke

 

Do I get a Mulligan for farting more...

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Top Five Reasons You Need A Man Sack

If you’re out and about this summer, you’d be doing yourself a huge favor by grabbing a Man Sack while we still have them hanging around the warehouse. Why would you be nuts to pass up this handy accessory? Here … more…


The Public Toilet Survival Kit – It Just Might Save Your Life

I’ll admit that I’m a nervous driver. Whenever I have to travel to an unfamiliar place, I freak out and my stomach decides to rebel at the most importune time possible. That’s right, we’re headed straight for deuce country. Last … more…