Bullet Proof Flask

Bullet Proof Flask

 Sold out 

“So how did that flask save your life again?” You'll have plenty of tall tales to share about your bullet riddled flask. The Bullet Proof Flask is a working flask that looks like it's been through a few fire fights and provides plenty of chances to make yourself look good. Maybe you were caught in the middle of a drug deal gone bad or an ex-lover got jealous of your model girlfriend? You can pretty much create whatever scenario suits your needs and end up looking like the hero...all while enjoying the beverage of your choice inside.

We have often used our many gags to help inflate our already mammoth bravado, so we couldn’t pass up the awesome Bullet Proof Flask. Come on, who doesn’t want to regale people with the time a secret agent passed you the flask before dying in your arms. It’s saved your life many times over…or something. Yeah, people are so gullible.


Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


Be the first to write a review.