Junk N' Trunk

Junk N' Trunk

$7.95  $6.95
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Frequently Asked Questions

Will this make my junk bigger?

Sadly, Junk N’ Trunk isn’t a junk extender, but it will jazz up your peanut to a full-on pachyderm. When wearing this, no one will notice your dinky winky. It may not get any bigger, but it will surely be a showstopper, thanks to this underwear. Just tuck the trunk in your pants and you’ll notice a big increase in swagger.

Will it get me a girlfriend?

No, this will not help you get a girlfriend. That takes personality and a little luck, but this will help get your foot in the door. While talking about your elephant undies may not be appropriate on a first date, it’s bound to get a …rise… out of her on the big reveal.

Who Would Love Junk N’ Trunk?

Anyone with a pet name for his junk will want this trunk on his junk, and those with a love of elephant knick knacks will want to have this in his underwear drawer. And, of course if you feel your member needs a little help, then this is a perfect way to accentuate the positive and eliminate the negative.

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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