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New Parts For Old Farts

As you get older, certain parts start to droop a little further than they used to and hair starts growing out of places that never should have hair.

Take heart, New Parts For Old Farts can give you a new lease on life or at least a good laugh.

New teeth, hair, ear and more grow when they get soaked in water. It's a nice change since most things shrink when you get older or shrivel up when you're in the water. This is the perfect gift for that retiree at work or your best friend who is getting a little long in the teeth.
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New Parts For Old Farts Has your family been complaining that you always send the same old sandwiches and snacks in their lunches? Now you can make things interesting without changing your tried and true bologna and potato chips combo with our Disguise Sandwich Bags. Each fully functional plastic sandwich bag is printed with a funny face so no leftover meatloaf sandwich will ever be boring again. Give your children's lunches some makeovers with our hilarious "Groucho" disguise and monocle and mustache sandwich bags. Each box of Disguise Sandwich Bags contains 20 clear, zipping sandwich bags (10 of each design).
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