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I Pooped Today Mints
Have you ever sat on the toilet and took a dump that was so satisfying that your whole body just seemed more relaxed? Maybe you had a strenuous one that left you short of breath and praying for relief? Either way, you deserve I Pooped Today Mints. When you drop the kids off at the pool, it’s a big deal, and it’s only natural to celebrate the victory. You may end up leaving the bathroom a toxic wasteland out of Mad Max, but there’s no reason your breath can’t smell like wintergreen. Make sure it’s your butt that smells and not your breath.
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