Shade Straws

Shade Straws

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How cool are you? Do you need to wear sunglasses at night? If you’re all sunshine 24/7, you might just need Shade Straws. They can make any drink the coolest in the room because only really awesome people, and inanimate objects, dare wear shades indoors.

Your future is so bright that you gotta wear shades, so embrace the lifestyle and drink your beverages with Shade Straws. 

We're not saying that this is what all the popular kids are doing...but it is. When you start using Shade Straws, people are going to take notice, because being cool is always in style. 

Everyone wants to be cool, but natural leadership and social expertise don't come easily to everyone. We love Shade Straws because they’ve got what it takes to look rad, no matter what the situation is. Whether you’re sitting in a meeting, hosting a party or sipping a mint julep on your front porch, you’ll be large and in charge with one of these dandy straws looking sharp in your drink. We’re all about making epic coolness effortless. 


Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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