Hillary Clinton Playing Cards

Hillary Clinton Playing Cards

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Hillary Clinton Playing Cards

Hillary Clinton has a long history of defying the odds, and now you can get the same luck she has with our Hillary Clinton Playing Cards. She doesn’t have to go to jail, and you can bet she’s collecting her $200 after passing go. If you’re in the mood for playing some poker, don’t leave your luck up to chance, leave it to Hillary Clinton. The only muse for anyone needing to get out of a jam and look great while doing it. It doesn’t matter if you’re a Democrat or a Republican, everyone could use a little luck of the Hillary.

Try your hand

Did you have a bad run of luck? Need something to help you out of a slump? Bring Hillary Clinton along for a good luck boost. Hillary Clinton Playing Cards may give you exactly what you need to pull it out at the very end. Just when you think the world’s falling around you, the luck of Hillary comes to the rescue.

Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

- Standard deck of playing cards

- Plastic-coated

- Box says: Hillary Clinton Get Out of Jail, Free Playing Cards

Who would love Hillary Clinton Playing Cards?

Anyone who likes Hillary and what she stands for or her ability to get out of seemingly insurmountable trouble will love these cards. They’re the perfect accessory for the amateur gambler who needs to defy the odds or the FBI. Hillary’s got luck to spare, so why can’t you get some of it?

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I delete all my emails now?

We support the occasional cleaning out of your inbox, because that’s a lot of memory. If you have your own server and handle classified material, then you might want to keep a backup. Hillary Clinton Playing Cards can help with luck, but a little common sense can’t hurt too.

Will these cards help me be president?

It depends? Will you be president of the local chapter of the Kiwanis or Future Farmers of America? Maybe it will, they certainly can’t hurt. Will it let you be president of the United States? You’re probably going to have to wait a few years because they’ll never outdo the luck of the original source. 

Why We Love It

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