Morning Person Serial Killer Soap

Morning Person Serial Killer Soap

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Morning Person Serial Killer Soap

Nothing will inspire chills down a night owl’s spine like seeing someone wake up happy before noon. If you happen to know a highly suspicious early riser, it’s time to bust out the Morning Person Serial Killer Soap.

The smooth scent of our artisanal black soap is the refreshing boost everyone needs to get the day started off right, whether they like it or not.

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

  • Premium quality, black soap
  • Oakmoss and aloe scented artisanal soap with activated charcoal
  • Perfect for true crime fans, early risers, and night owls
  • Fun spa gag gift for men and women
  • Perfect for stocking stuffers, birthday gift baskets, holidays, Secret Santa gift exchanges, White Elephant parties, or just because
  • Novelty Use Only

Hilarious Bath Gift for Women and Men

Morning Person Soap is both a quality bath gift and a goofy gag. After slaying them with laughs, they can enjoy the rich and soothing premium bath bar. This weird gift for men and women is a gut-busting surprise addition to gift baskets, care packages, and birthday gifts. Slip a bar of this awesome pampering gift in as a fun stocking stuffer or wrap it up as a crazy Secret Santa or White Elephant present.

Bodacious Bath Soaps are handcrafted in the US with high-quality ingredients. Because every luxurious bar of premium bath soap is handmade and unique, colors and patterns may vary from display images.

Why We Love It

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