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Merry Christmas Bitches Cotton Candy

Merry Christmas Bitches Cotton Candy

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Merry Christmas, Bitches Cotton Candy

Santa’s been dipping into the holiday punch, and he’s excited to help you spread some saucy – or sauced up – Christmas cheer. Give everyone you love the sassiest Christmas greeting ever – Merry Christmas, Bitches Cotton Candy. Tipsy Santa keeps it real, and super sweet.

Merry Christmas, Bitches Cotton Candy makes an awesome stocking stuffer for all your best bitches. If you’re not looking for something super sappy, but want to give a spirited holiday gift, this is a perfect choice for family and friends. Everyone will love this weird Christmas Santa gift even more when they open it up and find a fluffy puff of tasty, pink cotton candy. It’s the ultimate sassy, sweet holiday treat!

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