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Early Riser Cock Wipes

Early Riser Cock Wipes

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Early Riser Cock Wipes

When the rooster crows before you’re ready, it’s time to pull out the Early Riser Cock Wipes! Things may not have gone as planned, but at least there’s no shame in that cleanup game.

Early Riser Cock Wipes are your first defense against rooster-related messes and germs. Bust out your package and show those cooties who’s boss!

  • Funny rooster design alcohol-free antibacterial wet wipes
  • Cheeky message says: Early Riser Cock Wipes – Wipe Twice and Done!
  • Takes care of stubborn germs at home, work, or on the go
  • Hilarious gag gift or stocking stuffer for men who rise and shine way too early
  • Handy resealable lift tab makes access to your Cock Wipes easy breezy
  • Makes a hysterical addition to stockings, care packages, Secret Santa gift exchanges, White Elephant parties, or Easter baskets for adults

Funny Gift for Early Risers

Early Riser Cock Wipes are perfect for anyone who gets up with the sun. This crazy friend gift for adults is a weird stocking stuffer, fun white elephant idea, Secret Santa gift, or silly addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets for adults.

NOVELTY USE ONLY – KEEP AWAY FROM ROOSTERS

Why We Love It

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