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Turbo Bitch Mode Simmer Down Stress Putty

Turbo Bitch Mode Simmer Down Stress Putty

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Turbo Bitch Mode Simmer Down Stress Putty

Girl, you need to relax …

Being a woman is tough. The constant balancing act can leave your muscles tense, eyes twitchy, and nerves shot. Before you know it, pressure and stress can build to a horrifying climax that’s dangerous for everyone in your general vicinity.

Yep. You’ve hit Turbo Bitch Mode, and a full-on snap is on the horizon.

Take a breath and grab your Turbo Bitch Stress Putty. Squeeze the specially formulated dough through your fingers, and feel it loosen up in a soothing, satisfying, non-violent way, because prison time is bad for the complexion.

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

  • Special formula loosens up as you work it in your hands
  • Beautiful pearl yellow stress putty
  • Hilarious gag gift for women
  • Packaged in funny vintage-style tin
  • Perfect for work, home, and anywhere Turbo Bitch Mode may be activated
  • Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty

Simmer down with this funny friend gift

Turbo Bitch Mode Simmer Down Stress Putty comes in a lidded tin and fits in your desk, purse, or favorite hiding place. Let the worries of the day squeeze through your fingers wherever stress hits, and you’ll walk away feeling relaxed in a way that only comes from playing with high quality stress relief toys like pretty, pearly relaxation therapy dough.

This funny gift for women is perfect for all the ladies in your life who can use a timeout now and again. Surprise your friends, coworkers, and family with a sassy tin of stress dough for any occasion or no occasion at all. It’s a fabulously fierce addition to care packages, gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or just to say, “I see that look in your eye, and, lady, I’m scared.”

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer

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