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Speeding Cuz I Have to Poop Window Sign

How many times have you been on the Interstate and seen some crazy driver swerving in and out of traffic like a madman? Odds are you thought he was angry at the world or just sucked at driving, but he may just have had to take a gnarly dump.

If you're the manic swerver in question, then take the guess work out of the equation with the Speeding Cuz I Have To Poop Window Sign. When they see this sign coming, they'll know to give you a wide berth because you've got an important place to go...literally.


Suction Window Sign: "I'm Only Speeding Cuz I Have to Poop!"
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Speeding Cuz I Have to Poop Window Sign
by Chris   On  10/14/2012

I sneaked this speeding sign into my sister's car and it took two weeks for her to notice! Man, she was mad, but it was so worth it.


Speeding Cuz I Have to Poop Window Sign There's nothing more obnoxious than looking at the clock, realizing your favorite show is about to start and knowing it will take a miracle to get your friend off the phone. You know the one. She chat incessantly about tofu and taking her cat to the vet. You love her, but you've had enough of her. Now you won't have to pretend you're getting another call to hang up. The Get Off the Phone Excuse Machine delivers sweet relief from a never-ending barrage of boredom with the press of a button. Choose your excuse and this clever gadget will mimic the sound of a car crash, baby crying, Chinese delivery driver, doorbell, siren or phone static. Free at last!
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