When you get to a certain age, just getting out of bed is a test of survival. Why not make things a little easier by using the Over the Hill Survival Knife. This functional utility knife has tools designed to make living out your golden years a bit less hairy, especially since it includes tweezers to pluck out those stray grays and nose hair clippers. Don't worry if memories start to fade, because it includes a key ring, so you can keep it on your belt loop for the nurse to find. Don't wander off aimlessly without one.

- Knife for scraping your dentures
- Prune juice can opener and ingrown toenail remover
- Toothpick for when you’re too feeble to floss
- Tweezers to pluck gray hairs (if you have any hair left)
- Pill bottle safety cap opener
- Corkscrew to drink a toast to your advancing age
- Key ring to hang from belt loop so you won’t forget where you put it
- Nose hair clippers
- Reading glasses repairer
- Bunion File