Some People Just Need A High Five Gum

Some People Just Need A High Five Gum

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There’s so many out there that need a high five…in the face…with a chair. Those coworkers that talk behind your back or suck up to the boss. The cousin that pretends to be perfect or the mom that always talks about how great their kid is to you. When they come out of the woodwork, turn the other cheek and offer them a sick of Someone People Just Need A High five Gum. It’s a refreshing cinnamon flavor and even as they read the box, they’ll never realize it’s about them. That’s be beauty of being a tool…blissful ignorance.

The box says it all.

  • Contains 8 pieces of gum
  • Cinnamon flavored

Sometimes all you want to do is give someone a good ole punch to the face, but sadly, the law frowns upon that -- as does your boss. We love the Some People Just Need a High Five Gum because it lets you get your snark out without actually causing physical harm. Everyone knows the guy is a douche, and now you have a safe way to let him know.


Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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