Shart Cotton Candy

Shart Cotton Candy

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Shart Cotton Candy

OH. NO.

Life is full of surprises, and let’s face it, some are better than others. For example, when you’re standing in a crowd of people and feel a rumbly in the tumbly. You don’t think twice about releasing a little pressure, after all, with all these people around, who would ever know it was you? You take a deep breath and let her rip. But. Oh no. Was that? Was that creamy? When you’ve trusted a fart just a little too much, you’ll want to drown your sorrows in a bag of Shart Cotton Candy.

Shart Cotton Candy is the fluffy and sweet treat that comes through for you when shart happens. Each bag of gluten-free, blue cotton candy is made with the sole purpose of helping to turn that frown upside down after you get done scraping your drawers.

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

  • Sleek, Shart design cotton candy
  • Gluten-free candy for men and women who’ve been fooled before
  • Nasty surprises are no match for the shame and regret that comes with a fart gone wrong
  • Hilarious gag gift or stocking stuffer for serial sharters
  • Handy resealable bag makes access to your Shart Cotton Candy easy breezy
  • Snack size gift includes 1 ounce of blue cotton candy

Funny Shart Gag Gift is a Must-Have for Everyone

Anyone who’s had a butt all their life has been shocked by a rogue squirt. Friends don’t let friends shart unprepared. Shart Cotton Candy is the perfect gift for everyone, because nobody is exempt from those nasty surprises that have them doing the shameful backwards walk to the nearest bathroom. Filled with one fluffy ounce of blue candy, this weird novelty gift for adults and teens is a crazy, fun stocking stuffer, Valentine’s, Mother’s Day or Father’s Day gift, or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets. They’re also an easy choice for Secret Santa gift exchanges or White Elephant parties.

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer

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