Salty Bitch Cotton Candy

Salty Bitch Cotton Candy

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Salty Bitch Cotton Candy

After a day that’s been way too real, you need to get the salt off your shoulder. It’s time to assemble the squad, because your best bitches are always ready to back you up! Releasing all that dangerously pent-up bitchiness can deplete your energy, so make sure you have the appropriate snack for such a delectably soul-cleansing occasion – Salty Bitch Cotton Candy! Once you’ve refueled, you’ll all feel better and ready to roll straight into round two. Ding-ding, let the bitching begin!

Our sugary, gluten-free, totally bitchin’ cotton candy is bursting with diva-worthy flavor and will have your crew rolling with laughter. Salty Bitch Cotton Candy is the fluffy, pink treat that will show saucy friends and family just how much you love your sweet bitch-fests.

Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

  • Funny novelty candy gift for badass bitches you love bitching about bitches with
  • Fabulously bitchin’ design
  • Contains sweet, pink cotton candy
  • Hilarious gag gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because
  • Gluten-free
  • Made in the USA

A Bitchin’ Gift for Any Occasion

Salty Bitch Cotton Candy is a sweet gift for the baddest bitches you know. This hilariously fabulous gag gift for women is perfect for any sassy candy lover on your gift list, no matter what you’re celebrating. Add a bag to care packages and birthday gift baskets or leave it as bitchin’ surprise. At Christmas time, slip some in as a funny stocking stuffer or wrap it up for a hysterical white elephant or Secret Santa gift.

Why We Love It

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