Pigeon Shit Cotton Candy

Pigeon Shit Cotton Candy

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Pigeon Shit Cotton Candy

Whether you’re a city slicker or rural as a squirrel, your car, home, outdoor furniture, or hair has probably been sky-painted by a passing pigeon…or 100. Pigeon Shit Cotton Candy is universally funny, because we’ve all been the victims of these crappy air assaults from our feathered frenemies.

Our sugary, gluten-free, bird poop candy formula delivers flavor and giggles! Pigeon Shit Cotton Candy is the fluffy, pink treat that will splatter laughter all over any gift-giving event.

Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

  • Funny novelty candy gift for buddies and besties
  • Crazy Pigeon Shit design
  • Contains delicious, pink cotton candy
  • Special Delivery for your Taste Buds
  • Poop and Gluten-free
  • Made in the USA

A Wild Bird Gift for Any Occasion

Pigeon Shit Cotton Candy is a unique gift for bird-loving…or loathing…friends and family. Don’t drop boring gifts on those you care about, drop buttloads of laughter when you make it part of any celebration. Add a bag to holiday care packages and birthday gift baskets. Slip some in as a funny stocking stuffer or wrap it up for a memorable white elephant or Secret Santa gift.

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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