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Merry Christmas, Bitches Soap

Merry Christmas, Bitches Soap

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Merry Christmas, Bitches Bath Bar Soap

Holiday happiness for tasty bitches!

They “sleigh” you all year long, so it’s time to serve up a cup of Christmas cheer to your girls with Merry Christmas, Bitches Bath Soap. This retro-inspired Santa tin is festive fun on the outside and luxurious pampering gift on the inside, so it’ll make every lady you adore merry and bright all season long.

Tucked in the sassy holiday tin is a full bar of artisanal chocolate soap that will delight her senses shower after shower. Seriously, what lady doesn’t fantasize about bathing in chocolate? It’s a Christmas miracle!

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

  • Premium quality, chocolate-scented soap
  • Hilarious vintage Santa Claus design
  • Bathe in the intoxicating aroma of sweet cocoa deliciousness
  • Fun spa gag gift for women
  • Perfect for stocking stuffers, Christmas gift baskets, office holiday gifts, Secret Santa gift exchanges, and White Elephant parties
  • Novelty Use Only – Not Edible

Hilarious Holiday Gag Gift for Friends

Your posse of gal pals is your lifeline all year long. Give them the gift of laughs and luxury with this funny artisanal soap. Merry Christmas, Bitches Bath Bars make awesome bath gifts for women who can’t get enough of wild girl time and good chocolate. They make a fabulous surprise addition to Christmas gift baskets, holiday care packages, and party gift bags. Slip a bar of this naughty and nice spa gift in as a fun stocking stuffer or wrap it up as a silly Secret Santa or White Elephant present.

Bodacious Bath Soaps are handcrafted in the US with high-quality ingredients. Because every luxurious bar of premium bath soap is handmade and unique, colors and patterns may vary from display images.

Why We Love It

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