Mermaid Farts Cotton Candy

Mermaid Farts Cotton Candy

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Mermaids have long been a part of mythology, and even a Disney princess, but no one has ever talked about their delicious farts. If a friend or relative loves mermaids, then you've found the perfect stocking stuffer or gag gift.

You'd think that a mermaid fart might smell a little fishy, but they smell and taste divine. Get these now while supplies last, or until they turn to sea foam. You'll have much better luck than the Little Mermaid.

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