Melania Farts Cotton Candy

Melania Farts Cotton Candy

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Melania Farts Cotton Candy

A Sweet Taste From The First Lady

Runway model or role model, she’s just got that special something. Sample that exotic charisma with fluffy and sweet Melania Farts Cotton Candy! Known in the Oval Office by codename FLOTUS FLOATER, magical First Lady cheek squeaks are a homemade delicacy of the highest order.

Melania Farts Cotton Candy is a tasty pink snack that’s spun with class and sophistication.

-              1 ounce bag of delicious pink cotton candy

-              Hilarious gag gift is a real gas

-              Silly snack that brings big laughs to parties and celebrations

-              Made in America

-              For Novelty Use and Sugar Cravings Only

Melania Farts Cotton Candy is an unexpected, funny cotton candy gag gift for everyone on your gift list. The hilarious First Couple design will have the whole room rolling, making it the perfect lighthearted addition to holiday care packages and gift baskets. Slip it in as a funny stocking stuffer, or wrap it up for a hilarious white elephant gift.

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