A Doormat for Real Men
We’re done with those pathetically weak, run of the mill doormats that simply welcome anyone that enters your home. They’re often filled with frilly designs and just don’t give off a manly vibe. Mat The Mustache is the bushiest doormat on the market and will set you apart from your girly-man neighbors.
Specs, Features and Bragging Rights
- Mustache-shaped door mat
- Made of black PVC
- Gives every doorway some righteous personality
- Measures approximately 33.46” by 16.9”
Who Would Like Mat The Mustache?
Anyone who is proud of his facial hair and wants the world to know it too. It’s also perfect for anyone who has difficulty growing a manly stache and can act as a surrogate for a full-on Fu Manchu. It may not be real, but you can boast about having the biggest mustache in the neighborhood.
Frequently Asked Questions
Will Mat the Mustache stand the test of time?
Mat the Mustache is made from a durable material that will work through all types of weather. Like all good doormats, it’s meant to be stepped on, so you’ll have no problem with all those countless people that come over to your house because you’re the cool guy with a mustache doormat. You don’t even have to trim it.
Can I actually wear it for a mustache?
If you have a ginormous head that can make this giant mustache look natural, then we say go for it. If not, you’ll probably just get laughed at by everyone, including your mother. Besides, the amount of glue needed to keep this attached would probably make you hallucinate anyway. Not a good look.
