I Pooped Today Triple Doody Deluxe Gift Set
Applauding long-awaited poops everywhere!
It’s totally normal to take your daily dump for granted, but like most good things, you don’t know what you’ve got ‘til it’s gone. After waiting for way too long to release the kraken, dropping that plumbing plugger is worthy of celebration. Nothing says, “Happy Constipation Evacuation Day,” like the I Pooped Today Triple Doody Deluxe Gift Set!
Whether you’re getting on in years and things aren’t running as smoothly as they used to, or you’ve just had a heck of time clearing that colon, this funny poop-themed gift pack will bring laughter and smiles to any occasion.
The I Pooped Today Triple Doody Deluxe Gift Set Includes:
- I Pooped Today Reality Bath Soak: This funny lavender bath soak is as hilarious on the outside as it is relaxing and indulgent on the inside.
- I Pooped Today Reality Sanitizer: Germs are crappy! This fun travel-sized bottle of citrus-scented hand sanitizer is perfect for the home, office, or when you have to go-on-the-go.
- I Pooped Today Reality Mints: Sometimes a really major pot-filler can leave you feeling dirty all over. Conquer stank-breath with approximately 165 wintergreen breath mints, you’ll feel wicked fresh from front to back.
- Black Mesh Drawstring Bag: Tying this incredible booty bomb bundle together is an airy, black mesh drawstring bag to keep all your fecal favors together.
This Gift is the Poo for Any Occasion
Give the I Pooped Today Triple Doody Deluxe Gift Set to friends, family, coworkers, and other hard-to-buy-for people who could use some everyday celebration in their lives. Not only does it make a hilarious white elephant gift, but it’s also perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, and just to say, “Your rectal relief matters to me.”