Hey Girl Hey Cotton Candy

Hey Girl Hey Cotton Candy

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Hey Bitch Hey Cotton Candy

Every gal has a select group of friends that is her ride or die crew – her best bitches! She just has a freaking bitchin’ time getting real – or in real trouble – with these special ladies, and they feel exactly the same way about her. Hey Bitch Hey Cotton Candy is the sassiest novelty candy ever for this sexy posse of soul mates!

We’ve perfected our sweet, gluten-free formula for the ultimate, cotton candy snacking experience for best bitches. Hey Bitch Hey Cotton Candy is the fluffy, pink treat that will have your tribe pumping their perfectly manicured lady-fists in the air!

Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

  • Funny novelty candy gift for best friends
  • Adorable puppy packaging makes it an awesome gift for women sassy sense of humor
  • Contains delicious pink cotton candy
  • So bitchin’ good!
  • Gluten free

A Tasty Gift for Your Best Bitches

Hey Bitch Hey Cotton Candy is the perfect cotton candy gag gift for all your sassiest friends. The hilariously innocent puppy design will have everyone rolling with laughter, making it a wildly fun addition to holiday care packages and gift baskets. Slip some in as a funny stocking stuffer, or wrap it up for a unique white elephant gift.

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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