The Golden Rod Award

The Golden Rod Award

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The Golden Rod Award

Congratulations to the big winner!

He’s got that…something special. Take a minute out of celebrating your good fortune and give him rock solid props for his outstanding performance with The Golden Rod Award!

The Golden Rod Award is a customizable gift that expresses just how much you appreciate everything he gives to you. Adorned with an elegant golden drawstring around the top the attached golden rod warmer will keep his greatest asset roasty toasty in style.

Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

  • Attractive yellow and gold, knit rod warmer mounted on customizable gift card
  • Back of card features a customizable Certificate of Excellence for Outstanding Performance
  • One size fits most
  • Golden drawstring keeps his award-winner safe and secure
  • Hilarious gag gift for men on birthdays, anniversaries, and holidays
  • Best stocking stuffer for guys worthy of accolades

Naughty Novelty Gift for Your Leading Man

Award your sexy stud with a very special gift that shows him how you truly feel about his captivating performance! Wrap up this naughty gift for your anniversary, Valentine’s Day, a birthday gag gift, or a super surprising stocking stuffer. Flattery will get you everywhere!


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